• Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(Source: flapped, via nerdyspecs-and-baskerville)

vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

(Source: nipetas, via ivebeentohellandbacksomanytimes)